She asks the seller that the bed is too low. Wondered the seller asked her “what do you mean is too low?”
She immediately got undressed and hop onto the bed. Then, she asked him to do the same. The seller guy stunned by what she did, he did the same, got undressed and hop on top of her. ...
How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?
They push Two twins together to make a King
This is probably the best joke that I -a dad- have ever come up with
I bought my 19 year old daughter a new bed for when she goes off to university. She was undecided about whether she wanted to keep it.
I told her to sleep on it.
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat.
We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
Every time I lie down on my new bed, all the embarrassing moments from high school keep flooding back to me.
I shouldn’t have bought the repressed memory foam mattress.
what do you get when you cross a hippo and a bed?
a new bed
My girlfriend woke me up with coffee in bed this morning.
Now I can’t see out of one eye, I have lesions on my face and neck, and we’ve gotta buy new bed linen.
A man and his wife are laying in bed.
The wife says, “If I die, will you ever remarry?” The man says, “Of course not. You’re the only person I love.” Five minutes pass and she asks again, “Are you sure you wouldn’t remarry?” The man visibly annoyed says, “Fine! Maybe after a few years I’d remarry.” “Would you buy a new bed o...
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