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[REQUEST] My friends are getting married this weekend, I'm officiating the wedding. I need some good jokes about Marriage.

Got anything?

[Joke Requests] Im going as santa to a christmas party tonight and I need some good one-liners and jokes!

Im not looking for long winded jokes that have a punch line, more just quick witted (Some corny, some not) jokes to say. Somewhat along the lines of "can santa get some ho ho hos?" or stuff like that.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.


Iā€™m hanging with a family member in the hospital right now. I need some good jokes to keep spirits up and keep patients mind off the pain! Please help me out!

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