Whats the difference between a presidential election and a nascar race?
In nascar they wear their sponsors on their shirts.
What has an IQ of 100 and a full set of teeth?
The front row at a NASCAR race.
The tale of Hobbin & Noggin
One day a farmer's mare birthed two foals. One was named Hobbin, and the other Noggin. The two horses grew up and loved to race each other. One day the farmer noticed the two racing each other around the pasture and thought to himself, "Wow! These horses are quick!" So the next day he entered them i...
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