Why didn't the motorbike win the car race?

It was two tired.

There’s a car race announcer in an interview

Interviewer: Do you think that your job has affected your life in other aspects?
Announcer: Noooooom

Thank you, thank you...

Road Rage?

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells.

A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says...

I'm a blatant racist.

I hate all races, bicycle races, foot races, marathon races, car races. Every race.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Abner's father wanted to see

Abner's father wanted to see if Abner was a good salesman so he gave Abner a duck with the instruction to, "Take this duck to town, sell it & bring back the money". Abner sets off & on the way to town meets a pretty girl. They talk for a while & she is cajoled into fucking Abner but only...

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