Interviewer: Do you think that your job has affected your life in other aspects? Announcer: Noooooom
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A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells.
A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says...
I'm a blatant racist.
I hate all races, bicycle races, foot races, marathon races, car races. Every race.
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Abner's father wanted to see
Abner's father wanted to see if Abner was a good salesman so he gave Abner a duck with the instruction to, "Take this duck to town, sell it & bring back the money". Abner sets off & on the way to town meets a pretty girl. They talk for a while & she is cajoled into fucking Abner but only...