Interviewer: Do you think that your job has affected your life in other aspects? Announcer: Noooooom
Thank you, thank you...
I tried to take up Motorsport, but had to prove my car could run on meat juices
It was for a Stock Car race.
Road Rage?
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Douchebag!" the father yells.
A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. "Your father just said a bad word," he says...
I'm a blatant racist.
I hate all races, bicycle races, foot races, marathon races, car races. Every race.
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