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Nascar Driver Jokes

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Whats the difference between Hitler and a Nascar driver?

The nascar driver can actually finish a race.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a NASCAR driver?

Tiger Woods plays golf for a living, but enjoys smashing up his car on his days off.

Why did the NASCAR driver die in the car wreck?

Because he was indy car when it happened

What did Michael Jackson have in common with a second-place NASCAR driver?

They both came in a little behind.

NSFW: what do your mom and a nascar driver have in common?

They both burn 4 rubbers a day

What’s the difference between Matthew McConaughey and a nascar driver?

While nascar drivers take all lefts... McConaughey takes alrights alrights alrights

What’s a NASCAR driver’s favorite song to sing to other drivers during a race?

Blue Bayou

Why did the black referee give a warning to the Nascar driver?

Because he loved pulling out that race card.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

what do Nascar drivers and hookers have in common?

they both know how to finish fast.

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What do Nascar drivers call anal sex?

Pro laps

How do you get away from a NASCAR Driver?

You turn right.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

"The track is alright."

How many Nascar drivers does it take to blow up a jet dryer?

Just Juan

Why aren't there many female NASCAR drivers?

Because women always think they're right.

You know the majority of folks down south hate left leaning politicians and it finally hit me as to why.....

They watch nascar drivers lean left 500 times every Sunday and just cant take anymore left in their life.

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Stuart’s Legacy

There once was a boy named Stuart. Stuart was born to a single mother named August. August loved Stuart more than words could express. She took Stuart with her everywhere she went and they were very happy and inseparable. Unfortunately, one dreary day, August and Stuart were driving to town for groc...

You know, if you need ask someone car questions.

You should ask drag drivers. They will give you an straight answer.

Nascar drivers just keep going around in circles.

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My Uncle Tommy...

...robbed banks and hired only professionals to be part of his crew. His biggest mistake was in hiring an ex-Nascar driver as his get away man. The fucker kept driving around in circles.

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked lady strapped to his back

"What the hell are you supposed to be" Asked the Host.

The man starts to open his mouth but the woman covered it with one of her hands. "I'm a NASCAR racer" The woman respondedz

"How the hell can you be a NASCAR driver when all you're doing is riding a man? The host asks.

"Oh, t...

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