UPJOKE

I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself...

Wow, this is ledge ‘n dairy!

My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard.

All of them!
Over the horizon three and a half billion men are heading to me.
Millions die in the stampede.
All for me and my milkshake.
What have I done?

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