My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon.
The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better.
We were driving through the Welsh countryside when my little girl said…
"Look at that strange animal daddy, man at the back, sheep at the front."
I'll never forget my little girl's first words...
"Where are my parents?"
My little girl just said to me: Dad, how is progress possible if our growth is stunted by perpetual tribalism and xenophobia?
And I said......Wow, you're a German Shepherd, I didn't know you could do that.
I was planning on taking my little girls to the start of summer village fair today, but its raining, windy and cold so we decided not to go.
May weather won.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels
[my little girl’s favourite-ever joke]
Shopping nightmare
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her no. The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, Now Monica, we just have half of th...
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3 clueless men
Three very conservative men were sitting in a bar discussing their daughters.
The first man said: "I am so disappointed in my little girl. I was going through her room the other day, and found a bottle of Vodka. I did not know she drank"
The second man continued: "I know how you feel. ...
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