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My Life Is Like Jokes

My life is like an over produced comic book series

It's just one issue after another, and the plot doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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My life is like a penis

Women make it hard

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My life is like a penis with legs chasing a vagina with legs.

It’s just one fucking thing after another

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My life is like /r/jokes.

More or less the same shit every day.

My life is like a fairytale

Everyday, when I come home, there's a witch waiting for me.

My life is like a choose your own adventure book

its just that every option is a bad one and the pages aren't numbered

My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar

It keeps crumbling apart

If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate

Lots of opportunities to get off

My life is like going to see a M. Night Shyamalan film....bizarre characters, lots of plot twists

and I want my money back.

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