My life is like a penis with legs chasing a vagina with legs.
It’s just one fucking thing after another
My life is like a choose your own adventure book
its just that every option is a bad one and the pages aren't numbered
My life is like a fairytale
Everyday, when I come home, there's a witch waiting for me.
My life is like a book.
Like a big book. A book in Greek.
I do not understand any Greek.
I will sleep a little bit more....
My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar
It keeps crumbling apart
If my life is like a highway, I sure hope it's like an interstate
Lots of opportunities to get off
My life is like an over produced comic book series
It's just one issue after another, and the plot doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
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