UPJOKE

How do you end an argument with a deaf-mute person?

You turn off the lights.

Why is it so hard to convict a mute person in court?

Its always your word against mime.

What is a mute person's favorite food?

A shushkebab.

Did you hear what happened to the mute person?

Yeah, me neither

What did the mute person say to his cheating girlfriend?

Nothing.

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