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Murder of crows

Question...If a group of crows is called a murder, and a group is three or more, is two crows together considered an attempted murder? Also, as I’ve been told, crows are very intelligent, my so would a planned gathering of crows be considered a pre-meditated murder?

It's only a murder of crows...

... if there's probable caws.

The mystery of the murder of crows

(This is my favorite joke that I read on here years ago, I haven't seen it in a while... Figure it's time for a repost... Forgive me if it's been more recent then I believe)

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority (MTA) found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and ...

A group of crows is called a murder of crows....

A group of crows aligned evenly to both margins is justified murder.

A flock of seagulls, a herd of sheep, a murder of crows...

An Insurrection of Republicans

How do you get a murder of crows to stick together?

Vel-crow

If you see a bunch of big black birds

Don't automatically assume it's a murder of crows.

You can't have a murder without probable caws.

A farmer finds a bunch of dead birds in his fields...

He figured it must have been a murder of crows

What do you call a flash mob of crows?

Premeditated murder.

What do you call a sunburned murder of crows?
1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree.

Names for groups of animals

We all know some of the common names: pride of lions, murder of crows, etc. But some aren't so well known:

construction site of cranes
chomp of alligators
giggle of girls
cancer of lawyers

Professors at a university stumbled upon a pile of dead crows.

Upon taking them in for examination, they noticed that most had faint paint stains on their bodies. It was determined 98% of the murder of crows were hit by trucks and 2% by cars as the cause of death.

Why were there so many hit by trucks rather than cars?

The lookout crow could call ...

Did you guys hear about the sequel of "To Kill a Mockingbird"? It's called...

"The Murder of Crows"

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