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Stallone: I’m making a movie about composers. I’m playing Vivaldi.

VanDamme: I’ll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys I’m not saying it.

I just watched a movie about a y=x graph

The plot was a bit predictable


And a little flat


Good special f(x) though

Have you seen the movie about the fish that works at the cardboard company?

Unfortunately, it flopped at the box office.

Sylvester Stallone wants to make a movie about classical music..

He wants to play Beethoven.

Jean Claud Van Damme says “I’ll be Mozart”

Arnold Schwarzenegger “c’mon guys. Don’t make me say it”.

I’m making a movie about dropping the F-bomb.

Gonna call it Effenheimer.

Did you see the movie about a database query?

I heard the SQL is better.

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Did anybody see the movie about the emo kid who was a compulsive masturbator?

It was a real tear jerker.

Did you hear about the book/movie about two terminally ill teenaged Indian classical musicians?

It's called 'The Fault In Our Sitars'.


(Came up with this a few months ago. You read it here first.)

Watched a movie about masseuse.

I am glad it had a happy ending.

They're finally making a movie about clocks.

It's about time

I watched a movie about fishing...

It had a great cast in it.

I made a movie about farm life...

...but the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.

Three action movie actors decided to do a movie about classical composers...

Bruce Willis said, "I'll be Beethovan"

Sylvester Stallone replied, "I'll be Mozart"

Arnold Schwarzenegger chimed in, "I'll be Bach"

Did you see the review for the scary movie about pogo sticks?

It has its ups and downs, but too many jump scares for me.

I was watching a horror movie about the Apocalypse.

It took me 5 minutes to realise I was on the news channel.

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After Brendan Fraser won an Oscar for The Whale, my wife suggested we make a movie about my penis.

The Minnow.

I'm writing a movie about Pinocchio joining the mob

Woodfellas

Al Pacino is to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championships...

Its called 'Scarf Ace'.

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They just made a movie about a guy who perished after overdosing on Viagra.

"Die Hard" is the title.

I watched a movie about Stockholm Syndrome

It captured me even though i didnt like it at first, but by the end i absolutely loved it

I want to see that movie about a guy who's constipated.

But it's not out yet.

A director wanted to make a movie about Batman, but sadly D.C. wouldn't allow him to film it.

He decided he would just make the movie anyway, but instead of using the character's real names he would take away the last letter of their names.

Batman became Batma and he fought crime with his trusty partners Alfre and Robi. The film then showed the dynamic duo and their butler fighting cr...

Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman

The cast will have a FeMale.

Arnold Schwarzenegger announced today that he'll be starring in a new movie about a 18th century composer

When asked about it it, Mr Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach"

Have you heard of the new movie about constipation

Obviously not it hasn't come yet

Have you heard of the movie about the broom?

It's sweeping the nation.

I saw a great movie about databases today.

I can't wait for the SQL

Did you see the movie about the dinosaurs that couldn’t find the herbs?

It was the land before thyme.

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They're making a movie about a Scotland yard inspector suffering from chronic constipation ...

... titled, No Shit Sherlock.

A movie about janitors impressed critics.

Later that year the movie swept the Oscars.

I'm gonna make a movie about a man with a speech impediment during world War 2

I'm gonna call it Schindler's Lisp

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What do you call a movie about Adolf Hitler?

The Germinator.

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I hear they’re making a movie about the invention of the tampon.

It’s a period piece.

I’m making a movie about looking for vintage records at thrift shops.

It’s called “Goodwill Hunting.”

I directed a movie about my broken leg.

It had a stellar supporting cast.

Did you see that movie about Kong, the giant ape?

The plot was pretty bananas.

I watched a movie about the dangers of global warming.

Pretty good but it had an anticlimatic ending.

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts.....

The plot was riveting!

This movie about killing dwarf vampires has no tension

The stakes are too low

Can everyone just shut up about that new movie about the ice princess?

They can't seem to let it go

They made a movie about my favorite fruit!

It's called Rocketman, you should go see it.

If I made a movie about the Alamo

I would call it “Cowboys vs. Aliens”

Matt Damon is to star in a new movie about a man who has accepted Jesus as his Savior or Redeemer.

The Bourne Again Christian

Why is the movie about the early Germanic people rated r

It contains Saxon violence.

Someone made a movie about r/Jokes

It's called, "Attack of the Clones."

Why did the movie about chickens get bad reviews?

Because it was fowl.

A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City.

A movie director is making a movie about a seal living in New York City. The director knows that the only chance of success is if he gets a very famous lead actor, so he pulls every connection he possibly can, and by a stroke of luck, he gets Jim Carrey to star the film!

The film crew creates...

Have you heard of the new Jason Bourne movie about his retirement?

It's called Bourne Idle.

Did you guys watch the movie about aliens invading America?

I think it was called "Pocahontas"

I just saw this great movie about a complete sentence...

It was a period piece.

Did you hear about the movie about the man who smashes kid’s toys?

I hear it’s a real blockbuster

50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US.

EDIT: Thanks a million to everyone who upvoted. It's the first time I get these many. Oh, and by the way, the joke is stolen, it's a meme that has been going around for a while now, so... middle finger to all of you.

What was the name of the movie about a baby goat that learns karate?

The Karate Kid

I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it.

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I saw this movie about an orca and a kid.

It was like willy willy touching.

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Wow, they finally made a movie about my sex life!

Solo.

If they made a movie about the Area 51 raid,

it would be called Alien vs Redditor

Netflix is creating a movie about Reddit starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It will be called *Total Repost*.

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Rumor has it that a movie about Reddit was recently scrapped

Apparently there was already a movie called "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

It would be ironic if a movie about The Flat Earth Society...

Wins the Golden Globe award.

Heard about the movie about a procrastinating closeted man?

It's coming out eventually.

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I'm writing a movie about a woman who kills her husband by giving him poisoned Viagra.

Calling it "Die Hard".

Did you see the movie about Chubby Checker?

it has a great twist

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I’m making a movie about meiosis

It’s going to be rated R
Why?
Because sex cells.

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I made a movie about premature ejaculation.

But it came out too soon.

Did you see the movie about the Mariana Trench?

It was deep

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There is a movie about premature ejaculation

Coming Soon, now in theaters.

EDIT: Just let me try again changing a couple of words

EDIT 2: I swear this is the first time that this has happened

I tried to sell AMC a movie about menstruation.

They said they weren't interested in doing another period piece.

Some famous actors decide to make a movie about classical musicians

They immediately begin to claim roles.

Robert Downey, Jr. says “I’ll be Mozart.”

Nicolas Cage says “I’ll be Beethoven.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger says “I’ll be Bach!”

Did you know they made a movie about a notepad that lost its notes?

It was called Finding Memo

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Did you hear about that new Western movie about two poor cowboys?

It’s called Broke Ass Mountain.

Tom Cruise is making a movie about distilling moonshine during prohibition

It’s called Whisky Business

What’d they call the movie about auto erotic asphyxiation?

Die Hard

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New movie about a male prostitute

Hoe Malone

You see that movie about Queen Victoria's first menstrual cycle?

I thought it was bloody good and I normally don't care for period dramas.

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I saw a movie about a man who cried every time he masturbated

It was a real tear-jerker

I have a friend who lives near Chernobyl and he watched the movie about it.

He counted 9 inaccuracies on one hand.

Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop?

Bad casting.

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What do you call a movie about Hitler in a race car?

The fast and the führerious

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I wanted to watch this famous Tom Hanks movie, but I made a typo and ended up downloading a movie about a sex slave in a jungle.

It was called Forest Gimp.

I wrote a movie about a male sheep and his son enjoying a Hostess pastry.

I call it

*Ram, a Lamb, a Ding Dong*

What do you call a movie about an illegal immigrant fighting a priest?

Alien VS Predator

I saw a movie about a farmer who went out of business

The plot wasn’t very good

They should make a movie about two computers falling in love.

And it should be called ROM-com.

Did you guys see the movie about the hotdog?

It was an Oscar Wiener

Have you seen that old Nick Cage movie about United Airlines?

Con Air.

They should make another Taken movie about Liam Neeson being underappreciated for keeping his family safe

It should be called Taken 4: Granted

Someone should make a movie about an old robot who needs a software upgrade so it can learn about LOVE.

You could call it, 'The 40-Year-Old Version'.

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I was watching a christmas movie about a missing dildo

*SPOILER ALERT*

it's been inside her all along

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