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Morning Assembly Jokes

My school has become an academy; it's sponsored by IKEA.

Lessons are ok, but morning assembly takes ages.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

so little Johnny goes to a girls school...

stands in the middle of the ground during morning assembly, stands facing the girls, turns around, drops his pants, drops his underwear, and bends over.

While all the girls are in shock at this perverse display, security personnel come over and he is taken to the principal.

Principal...

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