A drunk gets up from the bar to take a leak. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming a...
Did you know that if you mix diet coke, bicarb soda, table salt and bleach together in a mop bucket....
I complained to my boss about how disgusting the employee bathroom was.
He called the janitor and said, "I found out who keeps shitting in the maintenance closet mop bucket."
A young man walks into a record store and asks the clerk, “Do you have anything by the Doors?”
“Sure,” replies the clerk, “a mop bucket and a fire extinguisher.”
A man walked into the ER with severe burns and blisters to both sides of his face.
He was quickly admitted. The attending physician asked him, “how on earth did you burn your face so badly?”
The man reluctantly began his explanation. “It’s actually kind of embarrassing doc. See my wife is out of town this week, and so I’m having to do my own cooking...”
“Ah, I see...
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