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Momma So Ugly Jokes

Your momma so ugly…

She went into a haunted house and came out with a job application

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[] Your momma so ugly

when she was giving blowjobs, everyone though it was .

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Your Momma so ugly...

When she masturbates, its considered a hate crime.

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Yo momma so ugly...

She has to roofie her

Yo Momma so ugly...

Scorpion from Mortal Kombat be like "Stay over there."

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Yo momma so ugly…

The only reason you got into USC is because she promised to not give the rowing coach a .

Yo momma so ugly...

We’re gonna lie to her that the pandemic isn’t over so she can keep her mask on.

You’re momma so ugly

That when bob the builder see her he says I can’t fix that

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Yo momma so ugly...

...when she gives someone head, it qualifies as .

Your momma so ugly ...

Not even Ripley can believe it

Yo momma so ugly...

...she tried to use FaceId on her iPhone and bricked it.

Yo momma so ugly...

... Even Freddy Krueger has nightmares.

Yo momma so ugly

Jesus saw her and stopped believing in God

Yo mama so ugly

Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

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