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Mobius Jokes

A mobius strip walks into a bar looking pretty sad

Bartender asks what's wrong

Mobius strip: Where do I start?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

I hate getting into arguments about Mobius Strips.

They're always one sided

A möbius strip walks into a bar, distraught and crying

The bartender says “Oh no, Möbius Strip! Looks like you’ve had a bad day. Pull up a chair and tell me what’s wrong”

The mobius strip sit down, wipes it’s eyes and says “WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN?!”

(Must be a nerd to get this one) Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

To get to the other... oh... never mind.



Context: a mobius strip is an object with the interesting property of only having one side.

My brother and I were fighting over a Mobius strip.

I said there's no reason to argue about this, we're both on the same side.

What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

If I made a Mobius strip out of black and white dog fur,

would it result in eternal dalmation?

I was going to make a joke about a Mobius Loop

But it was too one sided

When your Dad is a math teacher you grow up with jokes like this...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a girl that can table dance infinitely due to unusual geometry infinitely due to unusual the geometry

A Mobius stripper

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