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If you miss your ex

Steady aim, control breathing, and fire again

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload, and try again.

What do you do when you miss your mother in law?

Reload

Aim

Shoot again!

What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

Reload.

(Thanks Bob Dylan via Theme Time Radio Hour)

What kind of drink you need when you miss your old girlfriend?

Ex on the beach

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What can you say as a teacher, but also during sex?

I'd better wrap this up or you'll miss your next period.

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