My wife asked if I minded if she bought a little French maid outfit
I said ‘Please do’.
She came home with a French-made $5000 Chanel dress.
Mind your business....
A young kid was eating candy and older guy says , you shouldn't be eating candy, kid says my grandpa lived to be 105 years old.... guy says did he eat candy every day ... kid says no ..... he minded his own f'n business.
Who are the most open-minded presidents?
Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy
Apparently geniuses are absent-minded.
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A Science-Minded Deviant
There's this scientist that loves dolphins. He loves dolphins so much, he wants to figure out a way to make them live forever. For years he slaves away in his basement laboratory, and he believes that he has found a compound that when given to dolphins, will make them live forever. The only probl...
Money-Minded Lawyer
A man walked into a lawyer's office and asked, "Sir, may I know how much you charge for a case or lawsuit?"
"A hundred dollars for every 3 questions," said the lawyer.
"What the heck? Isn't that really expensive?" the man asked.
"Yes, and what is your 3rd question?" the lawyer r...
Who was the most open minded president in us history?
JFK
Who is the most open minded American President till date.
John F. Kennedy
I love open minded people
Like JFK or Kurt Cobain
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