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Middle Of The Week Jokes

Cross-eyed people are born in the middle of the week.

They're looking both ways for Sunday.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two penises meet.

One is a teenager's, the other is about 30 years older.

"How's your working schedule?" The younger one asks.

"Oh, you know, quiet enough," the older answers. "One time on the weekend, rarely two, sometimes in the middle of the week. Peaceful, measured, no rush. What about you?"

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A man feels burnt out by his busy city life, and decides to vacation as far away as possible from the hustle and bustle.

He finds himself in a cozy cabin just outside of a small, remote Alaskan town. For a few days he marvels at the serenity of the forest. He fishes, he hikes, he naps blissfully while listening to the trees sway. But by the middle of the week, he begins to get bored, and goes to town.

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