A man crosses the Mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family.
Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
A teenager rolled up to the Mexican border on a bike...
He had a sack of sand in his hand.
"What's in the sack?" asked the border patrol officer
"Just sand," said the kid.
The officer didn't believe him, so he opened the sack up to find just sand. The officer dumped the sack empty and dug through it but he only saw sand. He even took...
Johnny is at it again.
Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition, and she
decides to ask her students what they had for Breakfast.
To add a Spelling Component, she asks the students to also spell their answers.
Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G'
'Very good', says the tea...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.
He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, "What’s in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!"
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in th...
Did you guys hear this joke about Trumps Mexican border wall?
It’s hilarious. I’m still trying to get over it.
A customs officer at the Mexican border noticed a man coming across one day on a bicycle with two small sacks tied to the handlebars...
Naturally, he got suspicious and asked him to open the sacks, but when he did he found nothing but sand.
Each time he'd stop the bicycle and open the sacks, and he'd find only sand. He had the sand analyzed at the lab and looked at the sack under a microscope he could never find anything wron...
At the border controls between the US and Mexico two U.S. border agents discover a hanged suicide on a tree just before closing time.
"If we report this, we won't be home in four hours," says one.
"You know what?" says the other, "we'll just hang him over to the Mexicans and call it a day!" No sooner said than done.
A short time later, two Mexican border guards come by. One of them says in amazement, "Now he's hang...
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Old Insults
One night when my grandfather was a little drunk, he started describing a woman he once new and he had the most hilariousness old insults. If you know some good old insults please add them in the comments but I'll start with some of the ones I've heard.
She had a face that could stop a 7 day...
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