If I won the Mega Millions valued at 750 million today, I would donate a quarter to charity.

Not sure what I would do with the other 749,999,999.75 dollars though.

I won $4 during the Mega Millions lottery today

Please respect our privacy as our family decides how to move forward in this exciting and pivotal moment in time.

Whoever wins the Mega Millions Jackpot....

… touched me inappropriately 30 years ago.

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What has 6 balls and fucks poor people?

The Mega Millions.

Really, nobody in America won last night.

The Mega Millions jackpot went up to $63 million.

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