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Why was the 10 year-old medieval peasant depressed?

He was going through his midlife crisis.

Why did the cannibal have a medieval peasant and JK Rowling over for dinner?

They wanted to eat serf and terf.

What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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