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Meat Eater Jokes

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If you eat pussy, are you a meat eater?

Nope, still a vagetarian!

Statistics show that vegetarians live on average ten years longer than meat eaters

Ten long miserable years

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A woman asks her most understanding friend for advice before her date.

Her friend asks what she thinks the problem in her love life is.

"Well, they tend to leave as soon as I start talking about politics. It's a part of my identity and I just can't help it."

The friend advises her to say everything in her head and judge whether it's political before sayin...

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