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Mayweather Jokes

You know why Mayweather won't beat Pacquiao?

Pacquiao isn't his wife.

Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather

He can't read it anyway

Mayweather is actually 54-0

If you count the women

Think Mayweather/Mcgregor is going to be the biggest fight of the year?

Just wait until my girl finds out I paid $100 to see it.

Mayweather won.

That's it, that's the joke.

How many shots can an Irish man handle?

about 10 rounds.

Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and Floyd Mayweather are waiting patiently for a glass of sangria.

If that's not a good punchline, I don't know what is.

What's the difference between Mcgregor and Mayweather?

Mcgregor hugs his wife and beats his opponents while
Mayweather beats his wife and hugs his opponents

Floyd Mayweather won because of an unfair advantage.

He gets to practice in the gym all day and then goes home and practices on his family.

Mayweather was boring tonight...

If only they'd have thrown a woman in the ring, we could have seen him fight.

Why does McGregor love springtime so much?

Cause you just can't beat Mayweather.

Mayweather remains unbeaten

Unlike his ex-girlfriends.

I was supposed to make a Mayweather joke

but it ran away.

Jimmy Kimmel should have Floyd Mayweather read mean tweets after the fight

Oh wait

Anthony Joshua 21 KOs, David Haye 26 KOs, Floyd Mayweather 27 KOs...

Bill Cosby 30 KOs.

I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight...

But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?

If Mayweather wins this match he'll be so consistent...

...that they'll have to start calling him "Mayclimate"

Mayweather goes 48-0

49-0 if you count his wife

What makes Mayweather a great boxer?

He takes his work home with him.

Mayweather VS. Paqiauo wasn't fair...

Mayweather got to practice on his wife.

Mayweather will probably win against Pacquiao

He gets extra practice with his wife.

Anyone who thinks Mcgregor beating Mayweather is impossible...

.. forgot Donald J Trump is our 45th President

Did you see the headline about Mayweather being afraid to go outside in the heat?

"Mayweather May Weather May Weather"

Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is.

I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky.

Floyd Mayweather's true record is 51-0...

They forgot to count the 3 times he beat his wife.

What was the cause for Floyd Mayweather's first loss?

He couldn't read his opponent's moves.

Why does Floyd Mayweather have "TGIF" written on his boxing shoes?

To remind him that "Toes Go in First."

How do we know Floyd Mayweather isn't a bomb?

Because he can't tell the time.

My friend purchased a front row ticket to the upcoming Mayweather fight.

I heard this was a popular community on Reddit and I didn't know where else to post this so here goes. My friend's wedding is coming up soon. He'd bought a ticket to the upcoming Mayweather fight knowing that it was a week before the wedding but the hall at which the wedding was booked made him chan...

Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ...

Because he definitely can't read them

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Conor McGregor said in an interview that he thinks Mayweather is the shit.

I guess the shit really hit the fan.

Why doesn’t Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?

Because of Mayweather

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I'm going to go against the Circlejerk here and say that I am really starting to like Mayweather

It's really starting to Warmup, without getting Overlyhot as it does during Midsummer.

Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...

It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.

Everybody has been reading about the fight today

Except Floyd Mayweather.

I've heard the crime rate in the Philippines drops when Manny Pacquiao fights...

The crime rate also drops in Floyd Mayweather's home when Floyd Mayweather fights.

"Have you ever seen a mailbox before?" asked my postman sarcastically.

I said, "Yes. Floyd Mayweather."

Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight?

Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away

Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.

He just can't handle the Mayweather.

Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?

Because he hates MayWeather

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Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear

I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day...

I think it was Mayweather

My prediction for the fight.

I predict Mayweather with a massive right hook and an uppercut to finish it. Then once he's done practicing on his girlfriend, he will lose on points to Manny.

A man was at a boxing convention ...

He walked around for a while and managed to see some screenings of his favourite boxing matches of history. He also managed to win a new pair of gloves in a raffle. However, he still couldn't find what he was looking for, the one thing he had been waiting for all this time. After hours of searchi...

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