May 1st Jokes - 3 Hilarious May 1st Jokes

What Canadian holiday is celebrated on May 1st?

Maple Fool's Day

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Mr. and Mrs. Johnson wanted to join a very conservative church.

"When was the last time you had sex?" asked the minister.

"Just this morning," said Mr. Johnson.

"At our church," said the minister, "we do not tolerate it when people have sex more than once every three months. Today is May 1st. Please come back by August 1st. If you have not had sex...

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