March 4th Jokes - 7 Hilarious March 4th Jokes

What date is also a command?

March 4th.

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Early last February this year, I learned that National Grammar Day is celebrated on March 4th; I was looking forward to celebrating with some friends of mine in Toledo, Ohio...

...I made the trip from Nevada by car; it was a wonderful celebration. My friends Jerry, Susan, and Cynthia organized a wonderful event consisting of a host of grammar related activities: proof-reading, sentence structuring, and more.

Susan also turned out to be a wonderful cook; she prepared...

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What did the commander say to his troops?

March 4th

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The only day of the year that gives an order

March 4th

Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love!

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March forth is National Grammar Day

March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!

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What did Custer say to his troops 140 years ago today?

MARCH 4TH!

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What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

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