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What date is also a command?

March 4th.

Early last February this year, I learned that National Grammar Day is celebrated on March 4th; I was looking forward to celebrating with some friends of mine in Toledo, Ohio...

...I made the trip from Nevada by car; it was a wonderful celebration. My friends Jerry, Susan, and Cynthia organized a wonderful event consisting of a host of grammar related activities: proof-reading, sentence structuring, and more.

Susan also turned out to be a wonderful cook; she prepared...

What did the commander say to his troops?

March 4th

The only day of the year that gives an order

March 4th

Sorry this was one of my dear departed mother's favorite annual jokes. Just had to share the love!

March forth is National Grammar Day

March forth, it is National Grammar Day on March 4th!

What did Custer say to his troops 140 years ago today?

MARCH 4TH!

What's a storm trooper's favorite date?

March 4th

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