Two youthful artists having a studio in Philadelphia, wherein they not only work but lodge as well, were obliged to make shift, not long ago, during a period of financial stress, with such meals as they could themselves prepare in the studio.
One morning, as the younger of the two was 'sketch...
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
The most searched phrase on Google from the Minneapolis area right now is “How to make your own weapons”
Guess the cops have run out of ammo
Make your own Holy Water!
Put regular water in a pot. Boil the hell out of it.
Can I crash in your place tonight? Sure! But you're gonna have to make your own bed
Here are the wood planks, the nails and the toolbox
^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry
Imagine the uproar if Blazing Saddles was made today.
People would say "this is plagiarism, make your own movie".
COVID Humor
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerato...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
So like, this guy was drinking beer and watching a basketball game on TV
while his wife was outside mowing the grass. He went out and asked "What are you going to make for dinner?" She said "How dare you ask me that! I'm doing all the work while you're sitting around. Pretend I'm out of town and make your own dinner!" So the guy cooked a T-bone steak and while he was eat...
If all the Dominos employees in the world held hands..
you'd have to make your own pizza
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