Make More Money Jokes

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car... read more

It's the only procedure in which they collect tips!

I didn’t do it for the glory I did it to make hens meet.

And all I do is work at the U.S. Mint

The advantages of being single... Just need to find a job and life will be good

His friend asks; “Why don’t we rob a distillery, we’d make more money?”

“It’s too whisky.”

You know the ones, balding on top, fringe of hair, gray-robed religious folks. They are having a meeting to discuss the lack of donations to the church.

"Donations are at an all time low, it just isn't enough to support the church any more! Anyone have any ideas of how we could make more mone... read more

When he arrives, he finds one of the residents, Justin, is interested in going out and seeing the world, and wants to sell his fishing boat to fund that trip. Thinking that it might be a good way to make a living, Theseus buys the boat and spends the next few years learning the trade, establishing a... read more

If I make more money, I'll eat less ramen.

And if I make any less money, I'll also eat less ramen.

He wanted to make more money so he bought a second hand.

It has its ups and downs and is controlled by people that are taller and make more money than you.

A shepherd is relaxing after a long day, when a businessman comes by.

He's sat on the grass, chewing on a straw, watching his sheep roam around under the last rays of the setting sun. A jeep leaving behind clouds of dust stops before him, and off gets a businessman clad in an expensive suit a... read more