What is 1.60 m high, has 22 legs and feigns death if you touch it?
The Italy national football team.
My wife said, “Can you have a talk with the kids on drugs?”
I said, “Fine, but I don’t make any sense when I’m high.”
While walking down the street one day a female head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. . “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” s...
What did the chimney say to the other chimney
I’m high
A monkey is sitting on a tree, smoking weed...
The lizard walks by, gazes at him in amazement, then asks:
“Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?”
“I’m smoking bud. Come up here bro, sharing is caring.”
So the lizard climbs up the tree and the two smoke a few joints. The lizard isn’t really used to the effects, so he gets ...
Give a man a cheeseburger, and he’ll eat for a day. But, teach a man to cheeseburger...
...I’m high as hell
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Donating
A woman (Tiffany) has fallen on hard times lately. She sees an ad online stating this company will buy her eggs for $200 a pop.
She goes to the building and gets in the elevator and presses the button for the 2nd floor. A man gets on and presses "5." The woman recognizes him as a friend from ...
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