On the scale of attractiveness from 1 to 10 I’m a 6 at Trader Joe’s.
But I’m a strong 8 at Walmart.
A small collection of my favorite science jokes
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?”
“For you, sir, no charge!”
What's 2 times 2?
Physicist: “After some measurements I am fairly sure it is somewhere between 3.81 and 4.13!”
Mathematician: “After some consideration ...
"wanna hear a blonde joke?"
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m 1.83m tall, 80kg black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 1.88m, we...
Chemistry joke #2
Two atoms were walking down the street together.
Atom 1: Oh no! I think I lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: Yes, I’m positive.
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