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Lottery Winning Jokes

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An old Jewish man won the state lottery winning 100 million dollars

Since this was the largest lottery in the states history, the news decided to interview the man on tv. At the end of the interview the reporter asked one final question.

"Do you plan on donating any of that money."

"Of course, I have already donated 3 million"

"Wow can you tell ...

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A man and his wife just bought a new beach house with their lottery winnings.

At the wife's insistence, they start planning a lavish party to get to know their new neighbors, and the husband is put in charge of securing catering. He orders all the other food she wants for the menu, but unfortunately he forgets the escargot, and by the time he realizes it's too late. He figure...

Did you hear about the guy who blew his entire lottery winnings on a limousine?

He had nothing left to chauffeur it.

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