A man is driving his car along a country road when suddenly, it breaks down
He pulls over to the side of the road, pops the bonnet, and starts investigating the problem.
A horse in the field next to him trots over to the fence, looks the car over up and says " your spark plugs are gone, buddy"
The man, thinking he's lost the plot, shakes his head and proceeds ...
Took a short cut through the cemetery last week
I saw four pall bearers with a coffin on their shoulder walking along a row of headstones. Didn't take much notice and carried on. An hour later on my way back I took the short cut again and they were still there, walking up and down.
I thought to myself, those men have lost the plot.
My friend was unconvinced when I told him someone keeps stealing soil from his allotment.
I thought he’d lost the plot.
Now someone keeps adding more and more.
The plot thickens.
A man approached me today acting strange and asked me to help him find his back garden..
I think hes lost the plot!
On a film set, everyone is getting ready to start shooting, when the director calls for his assistant to bring him the script.
The assistant runs onto set and starts kicking over props, crawling around the floor and frantically pulling his hair.
As the assistant starts tearing off his clothes and shaking them around, the director thinks to himself, "He's lost the plot!"
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