3 women are sitting at a bar conversing over lady stuff.
Eventually the first woman says, "I'm so loose I can fit an entire carrot up there.."
The second woman chimes in and says, "yes, well I'm so loose I can fit an entire baseball bat up there.."
The Third woman slides down ...
What did the Fonz catch from sleeping with too many loose women?
Hepatitis Ayyyy!
90% of the money I have made....
...has been spent on hard liquor, loose women, and other pleasures of the flesh.
The rest I squandered.
A guy goes to the doctor
for his annual medical. “Give it to me straight, doctor. Am I going to live to be 100?”
“Well, do you drink, smoke, do drugs, gamble, drive fast, or mess around with loose women?”
“No, certainly not!”
“Then why the hell do you want to live to be 100?”
A 90 year old man was being interviewed on the secret to long life
The TV cameras were rolling as he was explaining that his secret to long life was to never drink or chase loose women, when the back bedroom door opened and a barely dressed young woman ran out and grabbed an ice tray from the fridge.
A bellow from the back room came, “Woman, get back here!”...
Guy walks into a doctor's office, he says he wants to live to 90.
Doctor: "Do you drink alcohol?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Smoke marijuana?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Do any other drugs or partying?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "Fool around with a lot of loose women?"
Man: "No"
Doctor: "...what to you want to live to 90 for?"
Father Dave took a seat on the A train in NYC...
and was disgusted to see a drunk sitting across from him. The disheveled smelly man was wearing a t-shirt with a photo of a naked lady on it and he reeked of alcohol. The drunk stared at the priest for a few minutes and then blurted out "Father, what causes migraines and kidney stones?" THe priest g...
A woman is driving down a road when she sees...
A man who looks well over 100 years old sitting in a rocking chair in front of a house. She decides she can't let this opportunity go and she must find out the secret to his longevity so she goes up to the man and asks him to tell her about his lifestyle. The man says "I smoke 10 packs of cigarett...
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