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Look At The Bright Side Jokes

I forgot to bring the drinks to my senior prom. But hey, look at the bright side.

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So Trumpcare will make health insurance harder for the working class & will give the super-rich a huge tax cut, but hey it's time to look at the bright side.

Those old cunts who voted for Trump won't be alive to vote in the 2020 election.

A couple had been married for 50 years. The man had a large cardboard box under the bed.

His wife had noticed this box but never thought much of it. One day, however, curiosity got the better of her, and she opened it. She found 2 empty beer cans and a bag with some dollar bills and coins.

That night, she asked her husband what this was about.

"Well," he replied. "If y...

2 dudes are talking to each other

"A surgeon accidentally removed the left side of my body yesterday..."

"Oh wow that sucks are you all right?"

"Actually no, there's almost nothing left of me now."

"Hey dude, we should look at the bRight side."

"... That just wasn't even funny."

"Yeah, you're right...

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