So this happened in the school. Teacher: " okay class, write a very long sentence " Student: "life imprisonment".
Did you hear about the judge who gave a jaywalker a very long sentence?
"Jaywalking laws require that pedestrians obey traffic control signals unless otherwise instructed by law enforcement which, in addition to traffic signals, jaywalking laws dictate how pedestrians may legally cross the street when no signals are present and though many states require that pedestrian...
Back in the day, excessive use of commas was considered a very serious crime.
It usually resulted in a long sentence.
A man is in court today charged with tippexing all the fullstops in books at his local library
He's expecting a long sentence.
If not using commas was a crime
would it result in long sentences?
A man has been found guilty of overusing commas
The judge warned him to expect a very long sentence.
Judge: For your crimes against our citizenry, I hearby sentence you to a decade in prison.
Man: That’s a long sentence. Can you reduce it?
Judge: Ok. You go to jail 10 years.
Prison might just be one word to you...
But to some people, it's a long sentence.
A writer was prosecuted for a short story he wrote
They gave him a long sentence.
The local county Judge talked a lot.
He talked on an on and on. He was known for giving out long sentences.
I got arrested the other day for stealing full stops.
I'm looking at a long sentence.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Inmate escapes prison
Johnny had been in prison for only a year into his life long sentence with no hope for parole that he had decided that he would not be dying in prison. Using outside connections and some small favors he was able to get a small spoon and a local map of the surrounding area to the prison. After ten ye...
My friend has been up in court for defacing library books
He was discovered tippexing all the full stops out, the judge said he should expect a long sentence.
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