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The judge was a man of few words

Always gave out short sentences

A young woman works alone for the first time late in the evening in a tall building, and her office phone rings unexpectedly.

She doesn't recognize the number but answers, thinking it may be her boss. Instead, a creepy sounding man speaks just two short sentences.

"I'm the viper. I'll be up soon."

He ends the call before she can respond. She shrugs and figures it's just kids messing around. A few minutes late...

Haikus are stupid

The title says it.

Theyโ€™re just three short sentences.

Haikus are stupid.

A man recently took an author to court after he was sold a book that only contained five words.

He received a short sentence.

I'll change, when you start listening to me!

So the little town of St. Marlo on the Waters had an old parish priest who some of the more cheeky children would say was in his early 150s. Every sunday he'd stumble up the steps to the pulpit and begin delivering his sermon, which the local boys would also have you believe finished sometime tuesda...

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A theologician went to an isolated tribe...

The isolated Tiktik tribe living in the middle of the Borneo jungle had recently come into contact with the outside world. A theologician from a Christian university was sent to the Tiktiks to spread the word of the Bible. The Tiktik chief had quickly learned the English language after first contact...

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