It makes my heart race when my GF puts her head in my lap during long road trips
So now I only let her do it when itβs my turn to drive
I love long road trips with music..
..Until the acid wear off and i realize i'm in an ambulance with the siren on.
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(NSFW) Two good ol' country boys were on a long road trip...
...and a few days had gone by without much happening. They were driving down a long winding road with nothing but farms and trees. Suddenly the driver saw a sheep with its head caught in the fence. He quickly pulled over and said, "Man, I got to take a'vantage of this right here right quick!". So he...
A guy on a long road trip walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
He orders two beers: "One for me and one for the road"
Four guys are driving on a long road trip. It's the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere.
The guy from Idaho takes out a sack of potatoes and starts throwing them out the window one by one.
"What the hell are you doing?", someone asks. "Look, we've got so many potatoes in Idaho. I mean, we're overflowing with them. So whenever I travel I'm supposed to get rid of as many as I can....
It was going to be a long road trip. I popped on my headphones, pulled up a movie on my phone, and got lost in the action as the car headed down the highway.
The passengers probably wished that I'd waited until I wasn't driving to do that.
A man was driving in a deserted road at night, when suddenly his car starts to cough and splutter as the engine dies
He is forced to pull over to the side of the road in the complete darkness and silence of the night. He grabs his flashlight and pops the hood to see if there's anything he can do to get it going again. Unfortunately, he can't seem to figure out what's wrong with it and he starts to get anxious. ...
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