Little Lisa came home and told her mother she got $5 from the boys to climb a tree
Her mother smiled and said: “They only wanted to peek at your panties under your dress.”
“I know”, said Lisa, “But I fooled them. I took off my panties before I climbed!”
Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?
Everywhere.
The Teacher instructed her class to create a sentence with the words; defense, defeat and detail.
Little Lisa, who was normally a very quiet and reclusive child immediately jumped and waved her hand excitedly. Thinking a breakthrough was imminent, she picked Lisa first. Lisa recited; The cat jumped over defense. Defeat went first, detail went last.
A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven.
At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa.
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.
"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.
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The teacher asks her class for some examples of medicines tgey use at home
Little Kevin promptly raises his hands and says, "Tylenol! For headaches!"
The teacher says, "Very good, Kevin, anyone else?"
Little Lisa answers from the back, "Um, Ambien, my Mom tells me it helps her sleep...?"
The teacher smiles at her and says, "Good job, Lisa," then turns ...
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