What do a hooker and Little Caesars have in common?
They're Hot and Ready.
What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?
Little Caesars.
...I'll see myself out.
What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey?
A hot pizza ass!
Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it.
I wish people would enunciate more
I really need to know if you want little Caesar’s or little seizures
Why did the doctor think the fat guy had epilepsy?
He kept having Little Caesar's.
How did kids in Ancient Rome get their hair cut?
With little Caesar's.
So my dad stabbed a pizza box
Now i undrrstand why its called little caesar's
How do Mexicans cut their pizza?
With little Caesars.
Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I almost got arrested on my way to a Pistons game
I recently moved to Michigan because of my new job. It was a step up from my previous dead-end one and of course, more pay meant more work which is why I try to enjoy the little free time that I have.
Being a huge NBA fan, I decided to catch a Pistons game at the Little Caesar's Arena. Howev...
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