Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One of them takes a stick, draws a line in the sand, and says to the other, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face!”
That was the punchline.
After noticing traces of a suspicious white powder on the ground inside the Iraqi General's tent HQ...
...I asked what his policy was on cocaine use.
He shrugged and said, "That's my line in the sand."
A orthodox priest, a catholic priest and a rabbi ..
Walking in the dessert and find a suitcase with 3 mil $.
They talk and decide to split the money evenly,but then the catholic priest says:
" Wait, god gave us this money by his will, so i think we should give something back to him for his mercy."
They all agree but each has a di...
An engineering student, a geometry major, and a star basketball player are trapped on a desert island
They’re debating how to get off the island or get rescued. The engineering student looks around and sees only a few palm trees and some coconuts.
“We need to cut down the trees and make a raft to sail away on.” He says and starts designing.
“We need a basketball to pass the time.” Th...
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