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Life Change Jokes

Life Changed

When you realize that the chicken crossing the road is a suicide joke...

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, many things in my life changed.

Such as my address, name, phone number, etc.

Attractive people of reddit, how has your life changed since wearing a mask?

oh, sorry... forgot where I was.

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Headaches.

A man strides into a bar, grinning from ear to ear. He sets down at the bar and orders a beer. "In fact, make that a round on me."

The bar cheers, and the bartender brings him his drink, he asks, "So, why the celebration?"

"I am reinventing myself! A new man! Just a month ago, I was m...

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A Newly wed young man gets enrolled in the army

Upon arrival at the border, he goes silent and depressed as he hasn't even gone through his honeymoon phase. He doesn't participate in any group conversations nor he has any friends there. Things get too gloomy for him.
Upon noticing this, his fellow soldiers in attempt to cheer him up ask him t...

The story of how I met Mr Ache.

There once was a man, funnier than anybody else. People knew him as Mr Ache. Some would travel from far and wide to learn the art of telling a joke from this guy. He might just have been the funniest guy who ever lived.

One day, I decided I wanted to make a post on r/Jokes. I packed up my thi...

Once I had developed my IQ

my life changed 360 degrees

Baby, are you a relative minimum of a function?

Because when I found you, my life changed from negative to positive.

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