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Lie Back Jokes

Erotica and then some

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
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A woman with achondroplasia (commonly known as dwarf ) ...

... came to see a gynecologist and said "Doc, my vagina hurts very much." He told her to lie down and started to examine her. He then got a pair of scissors and started to cut. She got scared but, although she could feel him working, it didn't hurt. "Now stand back up" he said, "better?"

"O y...

A gynecologist is preparing to leave for the day...

when his nurse stops him.

"Doctor, we just had a walk-in, would you mind seeing her?"

The doctor steps into the exam room to find the most staggeringly gorgeous woman he has ever seen. After staring for several seconds he collects himself and asks her to please lie back, saying, "Befor...

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