What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?
You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!
The Marine and the Liberal Arts Major
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a v...
What did the liberal arts major say to the engineering grad?
Do you want fries with that?
What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?
Oh,the humanities!
What's a Liberal Arts Major's Favorite Board Game?......
Trivial Pursuit.
Three College Graduates in McDonald's
Three recent college graduates met in McDonald's, and the engineering major said, "Did you see the new wind turbines going up on the east side of town? They had asked our class to run some stress studies during windstorms as an exercise".
"Yes", the geology graduate said, "They also contacte...
What has four wheels and can't support a family?
A liberal arts major.
I lied about the wheels.
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