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Letter M Jokes

What color is the letter M?

Pastel

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My mother has a letter M tattooed on each buttcheek.

"Why?" I asked.

"They are actually Ws, and they spell WOW."

Which was awkward, because I always spanked it to MOM.

A man leaves a bar and is pulled over by a cop...

he's had a few too many to drink and the cop tells him he's going to administer a sobriety test. The cop asks the driver to say the alphabet starting with the letter M. The man smugly looks at the cop and says "Malphabet."

Little Jason was writing a Christmas card to his friend David

He asked his mum, "mum, how do I spell Merry Christmas"?

Mum: "You can find it on the card, it starts with the letter M".

A week later, David's mum sent a picture of a Christmas card to Jason's mum via Telegram. This was written in the card:

" David, Made in china. ...

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