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I've started a diet where I only eat my toddlers' leftover food.

I've gained 10 pounds

Why do people put leftover food in Tupperware?

Because they want to throw it out, but just not for a few days.

A middle class couple wanted to takeout their leftover food in a restaurant

The food served in this restaurant was so good that they kept coming back to dine there and finishing every dish they ordered.


One day they weren't able to finish one, but it was so good that they didn't want to waste it. They wanted to have the restaurant package up their leftover for ...

A man has two jobs.

He is a mathematician and baker,
one day he has leftover food from the bakery he brings home.
He sees a hungry homeless person and the baker asked, " Do you want Σ π.

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