Left Turn Jokes - 12 Hilarious Left Turn Jokes

Did you know UPS consulted Matthew McConaughey to help UPS eliminate inefficient left turns on deliveries?

He told them, "All right all right all right"

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We've all made mistakes. I made a left turn once....

It wasn't right, man.

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Me: dude why did you give the left turn indicator and turned right

Friend: chill bro i was just informing the vehicles behind me where it is ok for them to go..

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln make left turns.

Because it just goes Alright, Alright, Alright.

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A blonde gets a job at a Gas Station...

It is her first day, and her first customer drives to pump #1 in a red convertible. Super excited, she approaches the customer and says, "Hey, mister, would you like some gas?" The customer says, "Yes, that's why I am here," she immediately gets to work, filling the customer's tank.

While the...

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Pulling up into an intersection, the sign said no left turns.

All right I guess...

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What do you call making four left turns while vaping?

A Juulers loop.

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What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey took his Lincoln to the dealership after it couldn’t make left turns?

It could only go all right, all right, all right!

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A bus driver was heading down a street. He went right past a stop sign without stopping. Next he turned left where there was a "no-left turn" sign. Finally he went the wrong way down a one-way street. He didn't break any traffic laws. How?

He was walking.

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I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ...

... it's alright.

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Turn where?

This really happened to me.

I was a driver in the Army and in one of the journey, an officer is sitting beside me looking at some notes.

When approaching a T junction, I asked "Turn left?"

Officer : "Right."

I then proceed to turn left.

After he sense I have made a...

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