Did you know UPS consulted Matthew McConaughey to help UPS eliminate inefficient left turns on deliveries?
He told them, "All right all right all right"
We've all made mistakes. I made a left turn once....
It wasn't right, man.
Me: dude why did you give the left turn indicator and turned right
Friend: chill bro i was just informing the vehicles behind me where it is ok for them to go..
Why can't Matthew McConaughey's Lincoln make left turns.
Because it just goes Alright, Alright, Alright.
A blonde gets a job at a Gas Station...
It is her first day, and her first customer drives to pump #1 in a red convertible. Super excited, she approaches the customer and says, "Hey, mister, would you like some gas?" The customer says, "Yes, that's why I am here," she immediately gets to work, filling the customer's tank.
While the...
Pulling up into an intersection, the sign said no left turns.
All right I guess...
What do you call making four left turns while vaping?
A Juulers loop.
What do white nationalists call three left turns?
An alt-right
Did you hear that Matthew McConaughey took his Lincoln to the dealership after it couldn’t make left turns?
It could only go all right, all right, all right!
A bus driver was heading down a street. He went right past a stop sign without stopping. Next he turned left where there was a "no-left turn" sign. Finally he went the wrong way down a one-way street. He didn't break any traffic laws. How?
He was walking.
I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ...
... it's alright.
Turn where?
This really happened to me.
I was a driver in the Army and in one of the journey, an officer is sitting beside me looking at some notes.
When approaching a T junction, I asked "Turn left?"
Officer : "Right."
I then proceed to turn left.
After he sense I have made a...
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