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Lauda Jokes

Race car driver Niki Lauda died today.

He was buried by his pit crew, 3.4 secs later.

What do Niki Lauda and Daenerys Targaryen have in common ?

Both

\- Rode fast, roaring things,

\- Wanted to be King / Queen,

\- Survived the flames,

\- Broke the wheel,

\- Died the same day.\*



RIP both of you.



(\* if you're in the right timezones)

Who was that Austrian F1 driver, Niki erm Niki..

Lauda?

WHO WAS THAT AUSTRIAN F1 DRIVER?

What is the most heat resistant thing in the world?

Tantalum carbide,
Hafnium carbide,


Grandmoms, Niki Lauda, Every italian,
Turkish Guys in a kebap shop in Summer

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