Last Night I Dreamt Jokes - 8 Hilarious Last Night I Dreamt Jokes

Last night I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow.

When I woke up, my five pound marshmallow was gone!

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Last night I dreamt about having diarrhea, but when I woke up…

… that’s when shit got real

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

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Last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings...

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

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Last night I dreamt my math teacher was a mermaid…

and my secret lover.

But she dumped me after I couldn’t unhook her top part.

Too bad. I failed my algae bra test.

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Last night I dreamt that I was in an elevator that was going super fast toward the sky. Yet, I wasn’t scared

I found it very uplifting

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I went to my Dr. the other day and said “doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam”

He said relax you’re two tents

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Last night I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

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