Last night I dreamt I ate a five pound marshmallow.
When I woke up, my five pound marshmallow was gone!
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Last night I dreamt about having diarrhea, but when I woke up…
… that’s when shit got real
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
But it was just a Fanta sea.
Last night I dreamt I wrote Lord of the Rings...
I was Tolkien in my sleep.
Last night I dreamt my math teacher was a mermaid…
and my secret lover.
But she dumped me after I couldn’t unhook her top part.
Too bad. I failed my algae bra test.
Last night I dreamt that I was in an elevator that was going super fast toward the sky. Yet, I wasn’t scared
I found it very uplifting
I went to my Dr. the other day and said “doc last night I dreamt I was a tee-pee, and the next night I dreamt I was a wig-wam”
He said relax you’re two tents
Last night I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
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