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Last Night I Dreamed Jokes

Last night I dreamed I was in Paris. The year was 1789.

I was poor and hungry. My clothes were in tatters. I was all alone.

Far away I saw the palace, and when the guards weren’t watching, I slipped inside.

I smelled food. I followed the smell.

There I saw the Queen, feasting on a huge banquet, with a dozen ladies of the court.
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Last night I dreamed that I was weightless!

I was like, 0mg

Last night I dreamed I was driving a Ferrari in the Formula 1 championship race...

I was fast, asleep.

Last Night I Dreamed I was swimming in a pool of Orange Soda.

Luckily it was just a FANTAsea

Last night I dreamed I was a Teepee, and the night before that I dreamed I was a Wigwam.

My wife says I’m two tents.

Last night I dreamed I was eating a pillow

When I woke up, my 10 pound marshmallow was gone.

Last night I dreamed of a color I had never seen before.

It was a pigment of my imagination.

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