Bob and Sue were in a local shopping center just before Christmas. Sue suddenly noticed that Bob was missing, and as they had a lot to do, she called him on his cell phone. Sue asked, "Bob, where are you? You know we have lots to do."
Bob said,"Do you remember the jewelry store we went int...
A man was doing some last minute Christmas shopping and spotted a beautiful parrot through the window of a pet shop.
The man walked inside to get a better look, and the owner of the shop approached the man.
"That's Chet," the owner said, "He's a very special parrot."
"What do you mean special?" the man asked.
The owner struck a match and held it under the parrots left foot and Chet began to...
I ate an entire pack of rohypnol last night and it didn't even affect me...
Anyway, gotta go. I need to do some last minute Christmas shopping.
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